I am a woman of the North

This sign painted on a slab of oak, hangs near the entrance of our home "Up North".  It roughly translates to, "I am a man of the North". 

 Yes, we are a family of men...(even the dog) :)....
I wouldn't want it any other way!  I love them beyond comprehension and enjoy sharing my life with each one dearly!!
Yet, I think I should have my own sign....don't you?

Maybe something like....